Lawyer's Jokes

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"The lawyer died and went directly to the Pearly Gates.


St. Peter says to him,

“You only look about 45 years old.”


“Yes,” says the lawyer, “I just turned 45.”


“But our records say that you are 94 years old.”


“Oh,” responded the lawyer, “you must have been looking at my billing records.”